A choochie (noun, slang): a unit of length equivalent to a Mars Bar, described as 4.73 inches (12.0 cm) .
Typically used in high-stakes golf tournaments, notably in Canberra, Australia (Southern Hemisphere).
Typically used in high-stakes golf tournaments, notably in Canberra, Australia (Southern Hemisphere).
“I misread that putt by at least a choochie, for fuck’s sake c**t.”
“That put has at least 3 choochies left in it.”
“That put has at least 3 choochies left in it.”
by licketystick January 30, 2026
Get the Choochie mug.The noun and verb for using a vape or in reference to one. Particularly used by Canadians and Yanks such as myself.
Canadian Chud: Hey Tony can I rip your chooh?
Yankee Tony: Bro im on 5% get outta ere'
Canadian Chud: Lemme chooch that chooch please?
Yankee Tony: chugga-chugga choo-choo
Yankee Tony: Blows dragons out of nose and ears and holds up the Vape Nation hand signs
Canadian Chud: Stares in astonishment and liberation
Yankee Tony: Bro im on 5% get outta ere'
Canadian Chud: Lemme chooch that chooch please?
Yankee Tony: chugga-chugga choo-choo
Yankee Tony: Blows dragons out of nose and ears and holds up the Vape Nation hand signs
Canadian Chud: Stares in astonishment and liberation
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Get the Chooch mug.A term coined on the Pittsburgh Radio Station “93.7 The Fan” by caller “Ash Franzetti” in regards to Michael Pittman Jr. and Rico Dowdle. The words mean “running train on your teammates, and ballin out”.
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Get the Choochin & Boochin mug.A term coined on the Pittsburgh Radio Station “93.7 The Fan” by caller “Ash Franzetti” in regards to Michael Pittman Jr. and Rico Dowdle. The words mean “running train on your teammates, and ballin out”.
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Get the Chockpede mug.To call someone a “chooch” is to define them as someone who just messes everything up all the time. Or you can also use it to describe someone who has their head in the cloud all day. Usually to describe someone who smokes a lot. Also can be used to describe a joint or a vape.
Your stoner buddy Emil drops the whole ounce of shake on the shag rug.
“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”
Emil also can’t get his life together.
“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”
Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.
“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”
“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”
Emil also can’t get his life together.
“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”
Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.
“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”
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