chocolate raspberry

Beat-boxin’ on the booty hole

I’m glad I showered last night, because Linda gave me a chocolate raspberry.

by Winters & Yonkers June 27, 2018

chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.

I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.

by bungus June 9, 2010

chocolate charmer

Homosexual male. See also fudge hustler.

Those Queer Eye dudes are real chocolate charmers.

by inane May 13, 2005

chocolate lasagna

When multiple people crap in a pan, then bake it and eat it.

"I heard John had a chocolate lasagna last night!"

by Karl Poppa April 27, 2016

Chocolate Charm

When exposed to someone with Chocolate Charm for short periods of time they seem like a really sweet person to hang around with; cool, funny, and generally amusing, yet this can be deceptive. When spending a longer amount of time with this individual their personality slowly starts to irritate you, progressing into full blown infuriation.

In the same way that chocolate in small doses in quite enjoyable, but if you binge on the stuff it can make you feel really sick.

Jay: Snoogens my biatch, yo that Brodie is one muthafukin' funny dood. He cracks a brother up!!!
Silent Bob: Yo man you wanna watch out for that guy, he has got a serious Chocolate Charm...... Did I ever tell you the story about that Amy girl?
Jay: SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING MY BALLS!!!!

by Your birth father December 25, 2008

Chocolate Fever

Chocolate Fever: The rising phenomenon of white, and lighter-skinned black men specifically going for beautiful, sexy, dark-skinned, strong, confident, natural-haired, chocolate skinned Goddesses.

Man, I gats to get me some of that Motherland Royalty! - That sexy, dark chocolate skin has given me a serious case of chocolate fever!

by Dark Chocolate Goddess September 19, 2013

Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.

That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.

by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014