Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

peoples champ

one one is well known on there block and gives back to his people,be it family,friends or the random person.

That dude "B" he knows how to do his people right his the peoples champ.

by solo100 September 26, 2006

Chimpy

A combination of ‘shit’ and ‘pathetic’. Used to effect when describing persons and situations.

These pasta shapes are quite a chimpy foodstuff.

by The Grand Mehmet July 4, 2018

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

champions cup

A chamionship trophy, formally used for the storage of Country Time brand lemonade crystals. Competed for by 3 major teams:
The Roloffs, The Kareem Abdul-Jabbars and The Prison Mikes.

YOOOOO! I just won Champions Cup playing SEWERED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I won the Space Jam, which resulted in winning the champion cup!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WIN

by Andrew Schopp April 3, 2007