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kazoo and chill

Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.
Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"

How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"
mugGet the kazoo and chillmug.

Ninja & Chill

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-
Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.
by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017
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Fake Chill

used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)
Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.
by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017
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Roblox and chill

A often used method by oders to say that they will hangout 1 on 1, and even do kiss stuff
him: hey b, want to roblox and chill ;)
her: oop-
by Apotetix July 17, 2020
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Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.
Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.
by blowmeplez June 15, 2016
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Bing Chilling

Racist slur for people of Chinese origin.
You know Brad right? The Asian guy. What form of Asian, Indian or Bing Chilling?
by Wikgzy August 14, 2023
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Chill grease

When you fuck a ass hole and dump a big load in it and you keep on fucking till it come back out of her or his ass
Hey man I was fucking this girl in her ass and I made some fine ass chill grease
by Mad12 November 10, 2018
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