The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.
When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.
When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.
When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.
by Mike Ness September 14, 2008

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
by bullet88 October 2, 2010

A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.
Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.
by Sexydimma July 29, 2017

An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.
by HelpfulWhiteKid May 18, 2023

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?
by Terallis August 25, 2025

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.
Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
by Gojai August 24, 2017
