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Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.
"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."
by Greatestshoeman May 9, 2024
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carrot on a stick

A carrot on a stick is an idiom meaning an award or gift given for encouraging oneself to do something.
I treat myself a bar of chocolate as a carrot on a stick as i go to gym everyday.
by Vanessavampire12 October 26, 2017
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carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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Carrot

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.
by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019
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