bean counter

Someone who is in upper management, typically a chairman or CEO of a large corporation, who only cares about cutting costs and pleasing investors.

Jack: Do you know why we're being laid off?
Dan: It's because of those pesky bean counters

by QCAudit April 19, 2016

bean boozled

you had a joke played on you/your the butt of a joke or something funny happened to someone you yell YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED

Yo did Sally really pants Sue?
YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED YOU THOUGHT

Ohh dude you totally got me
Haha

by graceunaa April 7, 2017

beaned out

to be high on "beans", which are any opioid pill, (oxys, vikes, percs, lortabs, opanas, morphine pills, oxymorphone, hydromorphone, methadone pills, etc.). Can also be used to describe the high of any opiate/opioid, besides heroin or opium.

JC: yoo dawg u tryna go to that party tonight?
NM: nah i'm all BEANED OUT right now jus chillin wit an empty house, lets just get a couple bitches to come thru n suck our dicks muhuhahaaa.
JC: im down, save me some beans niggaaa
NM: got u

by N-8 DOG September 9, 2011

Mexican Bean

A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.

That women has the nastiest mexican bean!

by TheWhiteGuyWhoShaleNotBeNtLaid August 17, 2011

le$bean

The only accepted label for women loving women.

Pronounced: “ley-dollar’bean”

You’re a le$bean “ley-dollar-bean” right?
Yes!

by Mel-stef February 11, 2021

bean blower

A crude expression meaning someone's asshole. This is made often in reference to homosexuals.

Sir Elton John loves nothing better than to get the "big fellow" right up his bean blower!

by Larryfun May 17, 2006

bless the bean

the actions of stimulating your cliterous, very similar to "flickng the bean", but a holy ritual is carried at the end of the process in which a man must ejaculate,spit and finally fart into the females mouth to become truely blessed!

" I ate my last supper last night after they bless my bean"

"Wow they seemed to have blessed that bean good"

Bless the bean!

by lsbs September 1, 2009