Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

bump tacos

This is the act of two females slamming thier vaginas together.

Hey sally, wanna go bump tacos?

by ledzeppguy67 February 18, 2015

bumping bums

the act or
bumping your ass with someone.

Hey Jonathan wanna start bumping bums soon.

by Joefromfortnite June 11, 2021

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Bump them

When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.

Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.

Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!

by CeeZBT September 18, 2016