Brayden,
pronounced; “DUmb-AsS” is a vulgar, terrible, and downright wrong excuse for a human being. Known In some areas in the world as: “BPRODUCTIONS”. He uses fake emotions most of the time to hide his real feelings of doubt, anxiety, and guilt for the multiple occasions of selfless promotion resulting in little to no profit. This creature is also thought to have no emotional construct besides an enormous wave of depression and feelings of suicide and death. Under close examination of social activities (very rare occurrences) he is left out or kicked out by others because of him being VERY annoying in controlled environments. He has no Love for any living being, however, he has learned the basic principles of language resulting in even more havoc on the citizens within hearing distance. Overall, brayden should not be talked to, loved, or included in any activity’s or gatherings, doing so may result in radiation poisoning.
pronounced; “DUmb-AsS” is a vulgar, terrible, and downright wrong excuse for a human being. Known In some areas in the world as: “BPRODUCTIONS”. He uses fake emotions most of the time to hide his real feelings of doubt, anxiety, and guilt for the multiple occasions of selfless promotion resulting in little to no profit. This creature is also thought to have no emotional construct besides an enormous wave of depression and feelings of suicide and death. Under close examination of social activities (very rare occurrences) he is left out or kicked out by others because of him being VERY annoying in controlled environments. He has no Love for any living being, however, he has learned the basic principles of language resulting in even more havoc on the citizens within hearing distance. Overall, brayden should not be talked to, loved, or included in any activity’s or gatherings, doing so may result in radiation poisoning.
“Look at that stupid kid over there, isn’t his name Brayden”
“Shh! Don’t say it too loud, he might come over here!”
“Shh! Don’t say it too loud, he might come over here!”
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Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.
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A fucking man whore who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself. He thinks he is always right in any god given situation. He thinks he’s good at fortnite but is trash. Usually braydens have big mouths for all the shit they talk.
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Person 1:Ewwww do u see that person over there
Person 2:how can I not the whole population can see them, they are such a Brayden
Person 2:how can I not the whole population can see them, they are such a Brayden
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"Shut up Bryden",
"That guy's one hell of a Bryden!",
"who?",
"Be sure to get that Bryden to me by Monday"
"That guy's one hell of a Bryden!",
"who?",
"Be sure to get that Bryden to me by Monday"
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