A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 21, 2022
When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
by EatDaBooty4Life July 05, 2017
A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 13, 2023
by Beta Pegasi February 05, 2023
by Mandiismile January 08, 2022
Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
by roberst September 05, 2011
Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
by Scrotchular January 31, 2023