British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British

Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka

by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019

(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.

Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.

by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019

british bricks

a british ginger with a fat red head

oh no isn't that british bricks? fuck i need to kill myself

by Duane! December 21, 2016

British Trash

A term used to describe white Americans, drawing from the historical fact that many early European colonizers in the Americas were exiled criminals, murderers, and thugs—essentially human garbage dumped by the British Empire to get rid of their undesirables.

Dude, those British Trash over there are always going after people ancestors, but their ancestors were just convicts the Brits shipped off to avoid hanging them.

by Trumpanzee September 30, 2025

British Bowclacker

The act of sneezing into a woman's pussy flaps like a tissue and letting the snot run down her vagina

"Yo bro, this girl had some ginormous flaps so I did the British Bowclacker on them. It was amazing!"

by Gbyte May 2, 2022

British Ma

1. The mother of British. (see British)

2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.

3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.

GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?

Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*

by IguanaChoonez May 30, 2011