British Grinder

When the person giving the blowjob slowly grinds their teeth down on the penis.

Oh my god Stacy gave me a British Grinder last night now my penis hurts

by ThatOneSandwich July 20, 2016

British Pincushion

A British person who has been stabbed to death on the street after the local gang stole their belongings.

They turned Timmy into a British Pincushion after he wore his Rolex out last night.

by poorp January 11, 2024

british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.

Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit

by nugzda51st July 5, 2025

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British

Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka

by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019

(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.

Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.

by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019

British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021