bottled bukkake

When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.

Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!

by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012

bottle flipper

A Human that flips a Half filled Water bottle and lands it on bottom or the cap of the bottle

Dude.. that hottie is a professional Bottle Flipper

by TheWeirdKangaroo March 14, 2017

Bottle Flip

The “Bottle Flip” is of which a bottle have been flipped from a shot distance to land perfectly on its bottom. Some 420 scrubs still do this today, so if you ever see a friend do a “Bottle Flip” , then tell him he needs to die in a whole. If he lands it tho , tell him that your friendship can last.

A.K.A . Dead meme, kek, ky and bad.

If you Bottle Flip, you are dead inside.

by TrickstaKyleYT October 21, 2018

decoy bottle

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

by rodger leininger December 16, 2007

glass bottle beeramid

EPIC

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid

by cj86 December 14, 2010

Happy Bottle

A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.

We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.

by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012

beer bottle jocker

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017