black parents

unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.

My black parents beat my ass last night

by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021

vintage black

When it was exceptable to be described as Negro, colored, or other on forms or applications and in person.

Ceelo Green is vintage black in his great video Fuck you.

by bwricci December 1, 2010

Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.

I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.

by schkillz July 21, 2010

Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.

by kussese August 4, 2010

Sirius Black

gayest bitch ever so gay i couldn’t even compare
maybe alina starkov could compare but that’s it
sirius is gay
gay as remus 😜

“damnnnnnn is that sirius black??!?! he’s so mega hot!!!”

“bitch what the fuck you know he’s GAY and in love with remus lupin!!!!”

“damn ur so right i could never compare to remus lupin the super hot dilf!!”

by genyasfuckbuddy August 20, 2021

kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window

Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.

by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014

Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal

Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”

by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022