bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.

You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!

by Shapely December 7, 2010

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

Rapist Beard

Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.

Dude what's with the rapist beard?

-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.

by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012

beard oil

The cum that gets on tour beard after eating a girl out.

Damn girl, this is some stinky ass beard oil you have.

by Beard Oil November 15, 2016

leprechaun in the beard

When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.

Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.

by TeamHiscock January 15, 2014