Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.

Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!

by JudJud1970 March 05, 2024

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Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry

Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly

by koriliyah June 15, 2022

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Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.

Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2023

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Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 25, 2016

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