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Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 2, 2024
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A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024
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Buffalo bagels

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021
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nerd bagel

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
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Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public
"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"
by Lume9797 March 24, 2016
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thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021
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bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 November 17, 2015
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