Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

by Westers March 19, 2010

Batty Anus

The word derives from the depths of Wantage, UK

To be a Batty Anus is to be a homosexual. With the words 'Batty' (referred frequently as homosexual) and 'anus' it gives the impression that the receiver of this word is gay

Also used as a general insult

"some batty anus tried to kiss me the other day"

"you are such a batty anus!"

by Wagwan89 August 29, 2012

whiff o' anus

The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.

"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"

"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."

by Squeaked Moose October 19, 2011

The Sahara Anus

A little-known variation of the originally viral cinnamon challenge, the Sahara Anus instead forces contenders of the challenge to place cinnamon in or around the anus for a period of time. The goal of the Sahara Anus is to keep the cinnamon on the outside opening of the butthole (or completely inside for the most daring contestants) longer than the rest of the challengers. The name derives its origins from the extremely parched and dry texture the cinnamon leaves on the anus, similar to the extreme heat and barrenness of the Sahara Desert.

"Why were you in the hospital yesterday after the party?"
"...my friends decided to try the Sahara Anus."

by belletaria December 29, 2014

big sweaty anus

my face

(_o_)

(_o_) <--- my face

by Big Sweaty Anus March 13, 2004

Bleeding Anus

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.

Derek... Is an idiot.

by Insurmountable Jackass January 6, 2005

Wax-Anus

Tobacco suppository introduced by Stephen Colbert. For when your mouth is occupied and need your nicotine fix. Comes in several flavours.

Hey man do you have a snus for me? No, but you can have a wax-anus if you want!

by Handy Thor October 18, 2009