A hot soccer player whose slutty side tends to come out the most when he wears khakis. Loves to quote Fergie and names his playlists after Spanish men, however Juan is his favorite. Andrew will occasionally request irrational actions of his xbox, especially while consuming his favorite Cheesecake. His favorite types of women are scottish sluts who don't wear any underwear. Andrew Araneo is a great snuggler and pillow to lie on except his pet peeve is hair in his face... better shave your hair ladies, although then his flow will beat yours! He's got got a witty sense of humor and a way with words. He is also a fast on his feet... but only in SOME situations ;) These rare and hard to find Andrew's are definitely the one's worth keeping around especially if they buy you cookies and watch gossip girl!
by ScottishSlut101 January 16, 2014
Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.
by Padlowan February 01, 2023
A fabulous leader of a dangerous cult called "Homestuck". Goes by "Orange Guy", "The Huss", and "Waste Of Space". He will find you. And he will. Destroy. Your. Life. Do not succumb to his manipulative games, like I. Homestuck will destroy your life. Join today!
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by Fandoms.Destroyed.My.Life September 10, 2017
God himself. If you have the privilege to meet this man, you will be blessed with Eternal Life. He is god. No exception. He has a single power. He can drop kick your grade with his NHD powers.
by xxxcuredmydepression March 08, 2019
The lead singer of pioneering grunge bands Malfunkshun and Mother Love Bone, he died from an aneurysm caused by his heroin addiction on March 91, 1990. Though one of the early grunge lead singers Andy died before the actual movement itself, through out his lifetime only two full-length albums have been released and one was posthumously (Malfunkshun's Return To Olympus).
by Dexenation January 10, 2014
The most gorgeous, talented, band member of Something Corporate. Or maybe just of the music industry in general. HE IS FINE. He has an eyebrow piercing as well.
by Veronica Corningstone May 24, 2005