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Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.
Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod
by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024
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preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
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Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.
Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .
by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018
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Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice
I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life
by Tbore February 20, 2021
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hot rod gasket

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
by Bluesheart June 9, 2016
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Spent fuel rod

I need to evacuate my spent fuel rods
by Totomart December 27, 2021
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Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
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