by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014
noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal
girl1 ew noah the egg
by andrussy May 02, 2022
Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...
Employee2: Why not?
Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there
Employee2: Why not?
Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there
by The Notorious G.S.D. March 02, 2014
by classyindeed May 13, 2020
Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.
Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.
Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.
Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.
by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008
Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.
by MissExcitableSugarPuff (: March 27, 2010
Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
by ball of niggs October 25, 2023