Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items

You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

crank that skrong

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

by renmare February 6, 2024

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017