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Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.
"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
by OzieIslip December 16, 2021
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skinny fetus

A very skinny person
Dude 1: "Dang that is one skinny fetus!!"
Dude 2: "For real"
by McFatBelly July 23, 2018
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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.
"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."
by Dremons March 30, 2020
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Tumblr skinny

When someone is way too thin, borderline anorexic, just like all the popular tumblr girls.
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017
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Skinny

No man boobs or muffin tops. A person who looks healthy and lean with a low body fat percentage. Body mass index is underweight (under 18.5) or healthy (18.5 to 24.9). A female who is 168cm tall, for example, and weighs 58kg would be considered skinny.
"She is so beautiful and skinny. Wish I was as skinny as her."

"Based on your height and weight, you are in the healthy BMI range and are nice and skinny."
by TheYodaofHealth July 29, 2022
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Skinny Legend

Somebody you know that's skinny AF but also iconic AF
"Girl if J'tia was a cookie, her ass would be a thin mint"

"Nah sis, she just a skinny legend."
by sauseyjane34 April 15, 2022
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