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gripped

short for “gorilla gripped”; incredibly stoned beyond a shadow of a doubt
i can’t wait to get gripped tonight
“same man this weed is fire”
by heavy smoker November 16, 2021
mugGet the grippedmug.

Grip Reaper

Phurdoma Sherpa
MY name is grip reaper and i got that gyatttt
by gripreaper69 October 7, 2023
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Death Gripping

The act of listening to Death Grips for a long period of time and/or going to Death Grips concerts
Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD

Claire: What's he doing?

Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...
by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023
mugGet the Death Grippingmug.

pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
mugGet the pencil gripmug.

Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.
My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.
by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019
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mole grip

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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