Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.

Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.

by jhdemicco February 28, 2013

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google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

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Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan November 24, 2011

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Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek February 27, 2012

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Google translate

A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.

You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences

Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!

Person 2: Then say something.

Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.

Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?

by retard_on_the_internet November 08, 2020

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