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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023
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canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.
Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!
by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023
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Canadian Accent

I know how we speak because i am Canadian. I live in Ontario and i've talked to an American a couple times. In Utah they think we say ;

-Sorry (Sarry)
-House (How ess)
-Outside (Owwwtside)


We do say EH, at the end of a sentence BUT NOT ALL THE TIME indicating interest. Like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ''That dude was an idiot eh?''


Basically that's it.
And around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.

We'll say, damn he's a roach. Meaning use less or being stupid.

Also, we call people birds. ''UGH he's a fucking bird!''

More i feel gansgter talk. :)

Like, pce.
(peace)
by Marbarrr April 24, 2009
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Canadian Firedragon

(n.)- When you set a girls hair on fire while titty having sex with her.
Mia is dead after her boyfriend gave her a Canadian Firedragon.
by John98746 May 20, 2006
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Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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Canadian Style

Engaging in anal sex, while using maple syrup as the lube.
Me and my girl did it Canadian style last night, then used the rest of the syrup on waffles this morning.
by That dude down the road July 24, 2012
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canadian dildo

to shit in a condom and freeze it to be used
by penis991intheass March 13, 2010
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