wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 04, 2019

Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 06, 2021

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 09, 2023

Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 29, 2023

Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin

Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Wicked Wizard

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

by Prestie June 02, 2007