Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

by Becky Black April 26, 2025

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cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles

That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU

by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020

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Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017

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Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018

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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020

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