walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.

leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.

by dicky1596 January 23, 2011

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

Walmart Nascar

An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.

hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?

by repthobo October 13, 2011

Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.

"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."

by The Masked Unknown September 16, 2012

Waldoboro Maine

Where the most disgusting, disrespectful, std/hiv piece of trash rednecks, sluts, stoners, and emos resign.

"Dude, this girl from Waldoboro Maine just messaged me on Facebook!"
"Stay the fuck away from her yo, her whole family is incest and i heard she got herps from her cousin dad brother uncle"

by bitchassniggaho July 1, 2015

walmart is open

Code for when your fly is down

Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open

by mollybah March 11, 2019

Dick Wallop

Someone who is generally stupid and doesn't know what's going on.

Jack: I'm in the pine tree in your backyard. You're on Facebook.
Dylan: You can't see me from there, Dick Wallop!

by CheeksmcDamien April 18, 2010