jacky walk

the act in which a young girl or boy flails their arms in a squid-like manner, while at the same time taking short, quick ape like steps. during this extensive period of low brain function, the speech of the "jacky walker" becomes high pitched and very very irritating. reasons for "jacky walking" are extreme metal issues, overdose on narcotics and the effect of being dropped on the head at birth.

Look at that girl with the Jacky walk i'm being pulled into her orbit.

by funkyrabbi January 6, 2010

stupid walking

When you are distracted by something and start walking strangely, so you get spaced from the round of Among Us as a Crew Mate

"They were Stupid Walking, so I say we space them."

by CodyTheRed September 13, 2020

Walking On Water

Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:

1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)

note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.

can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.

"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"

Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!

by GO DJ HaKa December 10, 2011

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.

I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014

Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011

Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012