Space Whale

An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.

Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it!

Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night.

Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off.

Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.

by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004

Whalerus

A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.

Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!

by Mungzilla June 22, 2008

ginger whale

an overweight beached, red haired unisex being, responsible for certain natural disasters like the earthquakes in haiti and katrina. Known only to emerge to feed or mate.

Oh NO! Here comes the Ginger Whale!!! Hide your lunch!

by Ginger whale February 4, 2010

Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008

Cum whale

Fat people that eat cum

Yo fat ass your a cum whale

by Asskicker#fuckyou January 21, 2017

nuke the whales

Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.

Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.

by Steven McTowelie May 4, 2006