Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea June 8, 2018

Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.

Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.

by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024

vegan

An awesome person

"Wow she's a vegan"

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Vegan

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.

Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.

Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.

by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

vegan popper

(Vegan popper) when a nicotine vape and THC vape are simultaneously sucked.

(Similar to a traditional popper but electronic)

can I borrow your vape so I can take a vegan popper

by - dashmastaflash March 21, 2023

perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts

My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals

by CAMRA man July 12, 2019