A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 02, 2023
someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy
by socker456 December 31, 2022
Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
by Lonelyahole March 01, 2024
by Vegans are dying November 30, 2023
A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft April 27, 2022
Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !