by Tommy Silva August 16, 2022
Get the Vegan Sausagemug. A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
Get the Spiritual Veganmug. A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021
Get the Vegan-rendang-currymug. A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
Get the VEGANmug. The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
Get the Vegan Squeezemug. by Bongosmells January 28, 2020
Get the Veganmug. by wordyteen January 29, 2024
Get the That Vegan Preachermug.