urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.

The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.

by Lettlander July 23, 2011

Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

Urban people

Black people, African Americans

Specifically black people from inner cities

“There was so many urban people talking during the movie”

by Donnyj305 May 3, 2023

urban pathways

Urban pathway is a trash ass school in downtown Pittsburgh, DON’T GO THERE, I REPEAT, DON’T GO THERE. (But if you do be careful)

I still hate that school urban pathways

by Unknown Keira November 14, 2018

urban dictionary

The most accurate dictionary you'll ever find.

i am an urban dictionary, everyone is!

by Barackolli Obama July 16, 2017

Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017

The Urban Dictator

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!

The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017