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Urban Dictionary

A website overrun by the mentally unstable that wasn’t even a good concept to begin with. Half of the definitions have to do with sex. I’m surprised there’s so many ways to be a complete pervert to someone. I thought a slurpy was a type of food/drink not a traumatizing sex trick that’s sure to get your boyfriend to dump you. Here are some other things you’ll find on this god awful website:

People who don’t know how to spell

People who are fueled by dead wrong stereotypes on Asians, or any other ethnicity except American.

People who are cruel to all sexualities and gender identities except for people who are straight or who keep their original gender identities
Hmm, I need a definition on a word. I know! I’ll look it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know it was a gross way to have sex. Wow, these people hate Asians and gays. I think I’ll look it up on Wikipedia instead
by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Write for a large audience. Lots of people willl read this, so give this some background infomation.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inisde jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

In boxes below, link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty willl become booty.
moral of the story, use Urban Dictionary correctly.
by black bins June 26, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

The place where you find funny definitions on mugs too 'expensive' for you...
Me: searches on the urban dictionary for this definition
also me: sees the mug

the urban dictionary: $25

broke me:
by imbored1999 April 22, 2021
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Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.
Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
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Urban people

Black people, African Americans

Specifically black people from inner cities
“There was so many urban people talking during the movie
by Donnyj305 May 3, 2023
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Urban Pi

Irreverent or politically incorrect math definitions on and about the number π, most of which stand zero chance of ever being published in a school textbook, because they are deemed inappropriate or unsuitable to the immature or puritan mind, or to those with a poor sense of humor.
How could pi enthusiasts be deprived of a lexicon of urban pi terms or phrases just because some of them are allegedly blasphemous or irreligious or preposterous?
by MathPlus May 24, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A place were you go when ur bored mainly to create definitions like me now or you want to look at sexual references like cookie lmao
I’m gonna go to the website urban dictionary son you have problems ik
by BoredTags January 22, 2019
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