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twitter shit

When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.
My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.

Twitter Finger 

A Bitchnigga who only talk shit on Twitter and social media
Meek Mill cant rap so he goes to twitter to use them twitter finger
Twitter Finger by 6GOD September 4, 2015

Twitter Bitch 

A stalker, someone who follows you in a creepy or annoying way, a lurker, mainly on the internet or in any other situation.
Jared followed Sally all day and she began to notice, at lunch she was talking to her friends and said "the twitter bitch has not stopped following me all day"
Twitter Bitch by chandlerm913 January 14, 2010

Twitter Raping 

The act of texting someone information about what one is doing in a twitter like fashion. Because it is via text message the recipients are forced to receive it.
Person 1:James keeps texting me whatever he is doing, its so annoying.
Person 2: He's twitter raping you dude

Twitter users

People usually of VERY politically correct ideals, who are mostly hostile towards Caucasian people, men, and heterosexuals. Besides these people there is the smaller group of memers, and the even smaller group of artists who most of the time, draw R34.
Person 1: “Dude have you seen anyone dumber than person 3?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Twitter users.”

twitter user @ghouricaal

your local edater and simp. also known as the man who dates girls 10 and under! all he takes is L’s!
yo quit hitting on her you acting like twitter user @ghouricaal