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Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.
Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.
by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018
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Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.
by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024
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Megan

She is the most funny and weird person you'll ever meet. Like, if you have a Megan in your life, your life is already complete. She will be there for you when no one else will, she will always help you no matter how difficult, she's an amazing friend. If you're reading this Megan, i love you
Girl: Hey, what's that girl's name again? She's so cool!
Guy: Oh that's Megan, she's really nice.
Girl: I know right?
by giaalikesfood05 December 28, 2016
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Megan Fogg

A young confident women, who gives no fucks about what people have to say. She refuses to take jackets from anyone that not her manz, concurrently, she has eyes that spark up the solar system. She has a nice fat ass that everyone stares at, she works for this and doesn't deny it. This girl is the baddest of them all, shes so sweet and loving she wouldn't hurt a fly. Additionally, she is very athletic she makes guys seem like total pussies! She is the most perfect human being their can possibly be she is amazing. Her tenderness and sensitive inner self, seem to be an issue to her, but once she over comes it shes unstoppable .
Mark: Dude Megan Fogg has a big o'l booty!
Dave: Man! I know I want to tap that.
Mark: In you're dreams man she dating todd *eye roll*
Dave.: *sigh*
by Inner Self December 4, 2017
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Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.
"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome
by anonymous May 19, 2023
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Megan

The most beautiful girl you'll meet. Can light up a whole city with her eyes. Funny and mean. Smart and cute. Sweet and absolutely perfect.
by Darby~ March 9, 2020
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Megan

Megan is a little roach that lives off toilet water and raw coffee beans. She has too much energy and enjoys terrorizing others
Wow you know Megan, I feel so bad
by Bill bill boy money life food February 13, 2022
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