Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.

Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!

by Nick_Nack March 6, 2008

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

Orangutan titties

a bitch with some really saggy tits

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!

by Toby September 22, 2004

Titty Shitty

The state of being so messed up that all you can say is "I'm Titty Shitty." In other words you are incredibly fucked up.

Man Chris was so Titty Shitty last night he let Andy spray pepper spray in his mouth!

by Vargs December 9, 2008

titty fuck

When a guy sticks his cock between some whore's tits and fucks the hell out of them until he cums all over her face/neck/chest.

Girls don't get much pleasure when they get titty fucked.

by Christina Harding May 15, 2004

Titty Fresh

1. (adj) incredibly fresh, clean, and attractive; usually associated with the scent of showered boobs.

2. (n) an invented, actually nonexistent product used for enhancing the olfactory appeal of one's titties.

1. Jason: "Christine smells really good tonight."
Jeff: "Damn right she does. She smells titty fresh."

2. Laura: "My boobs smell horrible, Erica. What should I do?"
Erica: "Use some of my Titty Fresh. Just put a couple drops on your knockers and guys will want to motorboat you all night long."

by Turkey Slapper May 19, 2008

titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.

Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007