MR.Tucker Lloyed

MR.Tucker Lloyed is a person that:

Rules Don't Apply to

He wouldn't like homework on the weekend (AND I MEAN EVER!)

MR.Tucker Lloyed

Rules Don't Apply to him
He wouldn't like homework on the weekend
His Name Is MR.Tucker

Mr.Smith "OHHHH! We have a Mr.Tucker Lloyed! Rules don't apply to this Mr.Tucker Lloyed everyone!"
Mr.Tucker Lloyed "I was just asking a question"
Mr.Smith "I don't care! Would this dirty Mr.Tucker Lloyed like no homework on the weekend too?"

by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 14, 2019

Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.

“When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”

by Cthasavage January 27, 2020

Reclining Tinkerbell

When a petite girl is sitting on your face then pulls a reclining chair on you. When you protest, she'll just tell you to suck it up.

Becky forced me to eat her ass last night. God, she's such a reclining tinkerbell.

by ABitCloserToDorime July 12, 2020

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.

Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!

by Kawibadger September 24, 2020

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021