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Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"
bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022
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make you thicker

He wants to make you thinker by sticking his dick in you repeatedly
Gf I don’t like my ass
Bf I said I can make you thicker
by Famine July 7, 2022
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the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
by ShopKip November 25, 2023
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Mud runs thicker than blood

People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.
Mud runs thicker than blood.
by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026
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