uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Uncle Timmy

Someone who is hired to beat up and or kill someone who is of an annoyance to you

"If you continue to act stupid around me I'm gonna take you to see Uncle Timmy"

by j wein January 8, 2009

Uncle Stacy

A man who cross dresses.

*points at a crossdresser*
Haha, that dude's totally an Uncle Stacy!

by Spoe June 21, 2006

Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who has sex with his or her uncle.

"That hillbilly boy was such an uncle fucker."

by Dugan October 14, 2004