on a bad one

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.

Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.

Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...

by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

The Ones Within

Is a really good anime

The Ones Within is a really good anime and is one of my favs

by XER101 December 23, 2020

Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3

Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?

by I wrote it October 15, 2022

One erection

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022

Sheadie One

A drinking game where everyone listens to “Know Better” by Headie One and Rv. Every time Headie one says “Shhh”, you take a sip of your drink from a plastic cup. As soon as Rv starts rapping, everyone needs to down the rest of their drink, do a cup flip, fill their drink, down it, do another cup flip and then fill it again as fast as possible and before Headie One "Shh". If you finish first, you can skip the rest of the song and choose someone still doing it to fill their drink again. the players who don't finish in time get knocked out. the game is then restarted.

If you’ve never won a game of Sheadie One, can you REALLY call yourself a mothertrucking heavyweight?!

by Roudant December 9, 2019

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020