are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.

1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift

by Volvopigen April 4, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use

I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke

by bastanu December 2, 2023

pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

Hell Stroke

Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex

I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.

by Amschel December 13, 2023