slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

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the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

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Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013

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load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

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Its like the actual dark humor, but worse!

Utilized multiple sensitive topics to make the ultimate offensive and “funny joke” of all time.

(Optional) if people have a negative reaction call it a joke.

Person 1: hey man have you heard of the recent surge in hate crimes?

Person 2: at least im not a (DEROGATORY TERM), heil (FASCIST GERMAN LEADER)

Person 1: wow quite the dark “humor” you got there

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey it’s just a joke!

Person 1: oh nvm i guess it’s ok to say that now you mention that it is a joke!

(they have gay sex later)

by dumbass edition January 31, 2022

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