Disgusted Dan

a meme that is this guy named dan who is pretty disgusted of his life. So, these people made a meme out of him using everything that makes you feel disgusted in life.

When you find out what Truffle Butter actually means...( insert Disgusted Dan meme pic here)

by Somedude4460 May 3, 2015

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dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

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dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

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Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

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Getting Danned

Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.

I'd really hate to see you getting danned.

by Phonies November 11, 2009

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Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

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