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Black Cookout

Man,you're invited to the next Black Cookout
by jerseyisthegitw December 3, 2019
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Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
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Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.
The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.
by kussese August 4, 2010
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Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.
by schkillz July 21, 2010
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vintage black

When it was exceptable to be described as Negro, colored, or other on forms or applications and in person.
Ceelo Green is vintage black in his great video Fuck you.
by bwricci December 1, 2010
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Black by Default

Being born biracial or multiracial (specially having a Black or African American) parent but being solely raised by the other race with little to no common knowledge or acknowledgment of their blackness.
Destini was considered black by default being that she didn’t know or understand the significance of Black History Month.
by TahariTopaz September 24, 2023
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