telted

When you're playing fortnite and riding a dildo at the same time.

Come on guys let's land on telted.

by Bilatibhaingon May 5, 2018

bone apple teeth

a phrase widely and often used by famous youtuber sssniperwolf

bone apple teeth man

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Summer teeth

When someone has teeth that are in desperate need of braces.

“Look at that guy, he has summer teeth.”
“What the heck are summer teeth?”
“You know, some are here – some are there.”

by Anj L May 16, 2007

Teeth

When somebody has horendous teeth, you should not hesitate to tell them. Its important dont have shocking teeth, and if they need to be informed, inform them.

" Bruv, your teeth are horendous, sort them out"

by Beast09 January 20, 2008

Textheimers

The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about

JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?

An hour later...

LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.

by Dankemannn December 12, 2010

tinsel teeth

people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos

person with camra: say cheese

common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken

common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!

braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels

by im a wizerd December 9, 2008

Look at your Teeth

Use this for anyone, To make them shut their mouths, because theyre is no comeback to this. It basically makes them so confused they wont no what to say

other person: Your gayy, Your so stupidd
Yourself: Stfu man Look at your teeth

by david15kramer November 4, 2009