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Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
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Techfag

Describes itself. Someone whos really smart and probably wealthy but still acts like a cunt
Techfag: has anyone seen my fortnite stream?
Anyone: no have you seen my dick?
by Hooshark June 2, 2019
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tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.
I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.
by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019
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Techfin

Unlike a Fintech, who is dedicated to enabling financial or payment technology, a Techfin is first and foremost a technology company, who happens to consider payment to be one part of their holistic customer experience.

Techfin's are often large organisations that are designing complete consumer ecosystems and require integrated payment capability.

A Techfin could also be a small niche provider of services such as billing with integrated payments. These kinds of providers are emerging as part of the growing Open Banking space in a number of markets.
If the banking sector is unable to implement a cohesive and effective strategy to enable high-value digital consumer payment experiences, then the Techfins will implement it for them.
by J.Manstrong November 17, 2019
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techgnawlogy

Inventions for (and the inventive-progress of) the care and operation of beavers' chompers.
One big leap in techgnawlogy might be the chain saw --- I saw a Stihl Power Tools ad years ago that featured a cartoon of a couple of beavers' discussing how useful (and teeth-saving!) a chainsaw would be for building their dams.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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Techguy

Techguy refers to a person whos bad at doing something they like.
"I'm really like cooking, but everytime I just burn the food"
"Stop being a Techguy then"

Boy 1: "Bro, I'll never play with randoms again. I'm only losing!
Boy 2: "This is why you don't play with Techguys."
by AbubBodypillow July 31, 2020
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