tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.

He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.

by Piya October 11, 2007

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

TechiError

A good programmer who is also smart and intelligent. And he helps everyone.

Hey, let's add TechiError to our team.

by TechiError June 26, 2021

Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 13, 2008

TechBabe

(noun) tek-bayb: Hot, smart, and sexy geeky-chic babe who collects balls for her own amusement and cunt-punts bitches who get in her way.

I want a TechBabe.

by techbabe February 6, 2010