Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 04, 2020

Taco Month

JANUARY. every tuesday of january you have something in the taco family. the reasoning for taco month is because everyone is depressed that christmas is over. so why not have taco month?

taco month= awesomeness

by taco month January 19, 2021

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 06, 2017

Mr. taco

A tall fat mexican that likes to sell oranges and play gta

Mr. taco is so cool, he sold me oranges at a discount!

by senor scribbles October 30, 2013

Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.

Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.

by boy big zai September 09, 2019

tickle taco

Lower vjay jay region

Go fuck yourself in your tickle taco or would you like some cream on your tickle taco?

by tweeks13 December 17, 2015

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 02, 2013