Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors

“Bro your absolute turtle toes”

by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021

turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"

I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!

by definetheworld November 29, 2014

Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.

"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".

by MasterofTits November 19, 2009

Turtle golf

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.

No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!

by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018

Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 7, 2010

verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.

Man we did the verbal turtle last night

by wormy139 February 26, 2010